🚽 HALL OF SHAME
14 Years of Documented Failure
Where bad decisions become permanent records
SACKO WATCH 2024
The toilet is calling...
How Many More Gregs
Leading the race to the bottom.
The Gregs send their regards.
New Greg
Also doomed
Buckeye Glake
2026 can't come fast enough
🏆 THE SACKO WALL
14 years. 14 losers. Infinite shame.
How Many More Gregs
Punishment: Had to recruit ANOTHER Greg
“Maybe one more Greg will help”
Buckeye Glake 2026
Punishment: Changed name to include '2026' as earliest hope
“See you in 2026 I guess”
New Greg
Punishment: Became permanently 'New' Greg forever
“I'm not new anymore... wait”
BrAd DoEsNt LiVe In PuT-In-BaY
Punishment: Forced to admit Brad's real address
“Brad lives... somewhere”
Maumee's little boy
Punishment: Mom accepted trophy on his behalf
“Mommy's still proud”
Full Chubb
Punishment: Browns jersey at a Steelers bar
“This is fine”
Sean vs. Sean
Punishment: Both Seans apologized to each other
“Sorry Sean / Sorry Sean”
stop greg texting
Punishment: Greg got phone privileges revoked (1 week)
“...he texted anyway”
PIB Panthers
Punishment: Banned from the island (summer)
“Not the island!”
Cum al dente
Punishment: Month of mushy pasta only
“This is cruel”
Eric The Clown
Punishment: Full clown makeup at draft
“Honk honk (sad)”
peeter beater
Punishment: Lost naming rights for a year
“...they still called me that”
How Many More Gregs
Punishment: Started the Greg collection
“The curse begins”
Eric The Clown
Punishment: INAUGURAL SACKO - Born a legend
“First of many”
📚 LEGENDARY FAILURES
The 0-13 Season
Eric The Clown · 2010
The inaugural Sacko. Set a record that still stands. Winless. Hopeless. Iconic.
The Great Greg Accumulation
How Many More Gregs · 2011-present
Started with one Greg. Added more Gregs. Kept adding Gregs. The Gregs multiply. The wins do not.
The Pasta Paradox
Cum al dente · 2024
Second highest scorer. Middling record. The universe said 'no' and we still don't know why.
The Sean Confusion
Sean vs. Sean · Always
Nobody has EVER correctly identified which Sean is which. Including the Seans themselves.
Brad's Location
BrAd DoEsNt LiVe In PuT-In-BaY · Classified
The truth about Brad's residence remains one of the league's greatest mysteries.
🧮 THE GREG COUNTER
3
Teams with Greg
0
Greg championships
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Greg texts
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Greg vibes
THE SACKO OATH
“I solemnly swear to accept my punishment with dignity,
to never speak of my season again,
and to roast next year's Sacko mercilessly.”
- Sworn by every Sacko since 2010